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Why would a manager do this?!?!?!
My theatre is not getting Iron Man 3.
Yep there goes my weekend.
Our booker in his infinite wisdom thought it would be a better idea for another theatre to get it to drive attendance there because they’ve been slow lately. Like my theatre hasn’t been slow. I’ve been spending my weekends changing lightbulbs for christ sake. Sorry as you can probably tell I didn’t take the news so well.
While standing at ticket drop (I was standing in for an usher who was cleaning theatres) anyway… I watched a man standing in line for concessions with his date…. I watched him stick his whole hand down the back of her yoga pants and maybe into her undies too. Not to be vulgar but he practically fin… sorry I’ll stop. She pulled his hand back out and adjusted herself. They bought two bottles of water and a medium sized popcorn…. to share.
As they walked toward me I was praying for two things. Please let her have the tickets and/or please let the usher come right now. Unfortunately neither prayer was answered. He handed his ticket to me with his other hand…. THANK GOD and you really do answer prayers in your own way. Not sure how I would have reacted if he did it with his booty hand. Probably something like…..
Can’t help but wonder which hand he’ll use to eat the popcorn. And if she realizes what she’s eating if he uses his booty hand.
Talk about riding it until the wheels fall off. LOL